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October 21, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. Wednesday night, Donald Trump’s eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., said that his father’s pursuit of the presidency represented a “step down” from the Republican nominee’s business career. “No one said...
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January 3, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. Last week, Ringling Brothers Circus introduced its first female ringmaster in 146 years. And I gotta admit it’s a nice change of pace that they voted for a woman over a clown: 2. Over the weekend, a...
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May 1, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. President Trump interrupted a recent interview with Reuters to hand out printed maps of the U.S. detailing his electoral college victory. I assume, because the painters are still working on the Oval...
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May 12, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. A man in Britain intentionally slept next to his wife’s dead body for six days. “Ugh, gross, who sleeps next to their wife?” said Bill Clinton. 2. A woman is reportedly suing American Airlines for...
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May 19, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Thursday, King Willem-Alexander of the Netherlands revealed that he has been living a secret double life as an airline co-pilot for the past 21 years. Not to be outdone, for the past 37 years,...
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May 24, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s wife, Sara, offered sympathetic words to visiting President Trump and his wife Melania on Monday, telling them that people still loved them despite...
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July 18, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. A pornography website is now allowing customers to use dick pics as passwords. And, if that trend catches on, it means some time in the future “Because I’m checking my bank balance” could be a...
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July 21, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. The people behind ‘Game of Thrones’ are making a new HBO show set in a world where the South won the Civil War. It will be like ‘Game of Thrones’ but with more incest. 2. David and Victoria...
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December 15, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to a recent report, President Trump watches up to eight hours of TV a day. But, in Trump’s defense, sometimes Blue’s clues are tricky and he has to re-watch an entire episode to figure it...
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June 3rd, 2019 – Monologue Jokes
1. A new study has found that excessive consumption of sugary drinks can lead to an increased risk of heart disease. Said one concerned consumer, “Oh No!”: 2. After 1,095 days and more than 75,000...
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